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Austin Washington on Dutch Beatles Website - in Dutch!!!

by Austin Washington

I'm still working on my New Year's Day blog post - and it's already January 7th - I wasn't made t0 be a blogger - just thought I'd put this in here, though, cuz it's so cool (to me, at least!)

I was put in a Dutch Beatles Fansite - in Dutch!!! How cools is that?!? (Very, à mon avis...)

http://www.beatlesfanclub.nl/content/view/3718/47/


See you - I'll get the New Year's post up by Groundhogs day!!! Promise!





Austin Washington

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Pop Music 2009 - "Real Life" Hannah Montana

by Austin Washington


Hey Everybody!!!

My New Year's Resolution? Don't procrastinate! Just got around to making it today, 15 January, which is why I'm finally posting this - um - New Year's Day post!!! I'm getting better!!!! (Sorry for the weird and bad lay-out - I'm no internet genius, and never claimed to be! Couldn't make the captions on the photos work - so put this off...for two weeks!)

Well, thank you for making my New Year's Day (not my favourite holiday anyway, to be honest!) - but, thank you for making it the best - well - ever!








I'm not in that picture - those are some of the Santas in my video...manic, stranger-hugging Santas...hey, even if it's not Christmas when you're reading this, it's still worth looking at the video, honest!








First, my Christmas "Need a Little Love" video, inspired by John Lennon & Santa Claus...was the #5 music video in the world for a while, and the #95 video of any sort - this would mean compared to, even, pornography, I'd guess!!! Wow...








Missed getting a screen grab @ #95 - maybe it went higher?! - but got it at 100!!!





Second, I was SO happy when I was trying to find the URL of one of my songs, and instead found that justine had made a video for/of my music and photos - I can't tell yo how thrilled that made me. It really, honestly, made my day - thank you so much.


(She even wrote " Austin Washington! Major hottie!" Wow!!! Thanks....)

btw, here's the original video...



THEN (could it get better?!) I found that not only has Rachael (Rachel), my song been bootlegged (you can even buy it as a ring-tone, for which I don't get paid! ;p)

http://aimini.net/view/?fid=5CCPZ4tzNMsfxlNXdHqL

- but my lyrics have been posted on lyrics sites...

http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/austin_washington_lyrics_51503/other_lyrics_91453/rachael_lyrics_888543.html

This is why I hate record companies - these are the things they fight - yet these are the things that made my day!!! (Money, schmuny...I just wanna make people smile is all!!!)

So, thank you so much - you completely made my New Year's day, and I hope your holidays are/were great, too - and, if you're in, like, China, or wherever, where there may be (?) no holidays now (?!? I know they do Christmas in Korea, not sure about China) - well, if you're there, or anywhere - I'm humbled, thrilled, and delighted by all the messages, and all the support - even the bootlegging! - I've received.

I hope you have the best year of your life - honestly! :D

Austin





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Natalie Portman Rapping

by Austin Washington


Everyone needs to see this. This is just so fxxxing funny....






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John Lennon Reference Misconstrued - Pole Dancing Elves More Popular Than Jesus

by Austin Washington


Pole Dancing Elves More Popular than Jesus (and John Lennon) - 'President of Pop' Targeted by Santa-Hating Christmas-Lovers for Misunderstood Lennon Reference

The first "classic" Christmas video of the internet age, inspired by a dream of John Lennon, has been marred by a controversial comparison with Jesus, evoking parallels with John Lennon's infamous "more famous than Jesus" comment

Pole dancing elves are more popular than Jesus

Washington, DC (PRWEB) December 20, 2008 -- John Lennon may have come back from the grave to stir up controversy once again.

Best Christmas Video in History
Best Christmas Video in History

The song in the most popular music video on earth right now, "Need a Little Love", (Youtube's #5 music video, and the most popular video in PopMusic.com's history - crashing PopMusic.com's servers on and off for a week now) came to legendary pop music maker Austin Washington (PopMusic.com's "President of Pop"), in a dream on the anniversary of John Lennon's death, December 8th. The video was made, extemporaneously, when Austin ran into a group of anarchic Santas, forcibly hugging government bureaucrats and tourists outside the White House, in Washington DC. (It's easier to see than explain!)

In the mêlée for interviews following this historic Christmas video - the first "classic" Christmas story of the internet age - Austin made the unfortunate comment to a reporter, apparently repeated on the radio, that "Pole dancing elves are more popular than Jesus", which he thought was a reference that most people would be familiar with.

It was not.

In an off-hand comment to a friend and reporter in 1966, John Lennon had contrasted the lessening influence of the Anglican Church with the growing influence of pop music, unfortunately expressing this entirely accurate observation by saying "The Beatles are more popular than Jesus." Chaos ensued in the "Bible Belt" of the United States, as Beatles' records were burnt in a kind of vinyl lynching. Some people never forgave John Lennon or The Beatles, and never understood.

Although there have been no mass public burnings of Austin's MP3s yet, or iPods containing Austin's music, a storm of controversy has ensued - Austin woke up to find over almost 500 vicious messages on his Youtube account - it is perhaps possible that the PopMusic.com server crashed today not because of Christmas exuberance, as happened earlier in the week, but because of of born-again foul-play.

Austin left this one comment up, from "Billybob69666":

"You will roost in hell forever for making that claime about are Lord - damm u to hell!!!"

It is ironic that Austin, who volunteered full-time for a Christian youth magazine once, and spends his free time helping disabled children play sports, should be compared with the anti-Christ - or even John Lennon. "It was just a dream", says Austin, somewhat exasperated, about "Need a Little Love", the song that came in a dream on December 8th - - "a dream with a catchy melody and a thumping beat. It doesn't follow that I'm going to marry an eccentric Japanese artist, or pose naked on an album cover, or anything...In fact, I can say with some assurance I am not the Walrus," he said, a bit too forcefully, checking the mirror for confirmation.

Critics cited Austin's dance move (at about 0:11 in the video), where he spread his arms in a crucifix-like fashion, immediately followed by an image of a stained glass window of Jesus, as a sign of Austin's blasphemy. "People read too much into these things", said Austin. "What would people say if that image - which, if I'd thought about it at all, was one of embracing the world - was followed by an image of a pole-dancing elf? I shudder to think." (The pole dancing elves come later in the video.)

Although a bit dis-heartened by the misunderstanding, Austin remains convinced that "all you need is a little love, and perhaps a slightly higher IQ level amongst people who comment on Youtube videos."

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